Invisibility in the Dark man! the superpower to be invisible in the dark. Wait! we all have this power, awesome! As long as its pitch black no one will see us and we can fight crime!
Desaturation Man! the ability to desaturate! Well he's going to have a rather grey morning! Okay bad pun, lets move on.
Remote Controller! the ability to control the remote control, yep the ultimate couch potato power. This is would be a nice power when I lose the TV remote.
Bug man! the ability to revive bugs, this would work if the villain was scared of bugs, or if the villain was a little sister.
The lamp summoner! The ability to summon a lamp...... once. Oh this is really helpful, because there are situations all the time that require you to read a book in a dark room or someone will die.
There is an actual superhero who's power is truly useless and you wonder what the people that created her where thinking. Squirrel Girl from the marvel comics! her ability? she summons squirrels, one question, how is this helpful? I mean can you imagine? Stop! or I'll summon squirrels! The fact that she dated Wolverine scares me even more.
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