Do you hear what I hear?

So after the christmas season has passed I have heard christmas songs and started to question there lyrics. I want to ask the question, do you hear what I hear?
First I think that Christmas songs are the most weird songs on earth. Just think of the lyrics of Do You Hear What I Hear. Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy, "Do you hear what I hear?" Now I think the shepherd boy has been in the field to long, he is talking to the sheep! and then the song gets better, "A child, a child shivering in the cold, Let us bring him silver and gold!" The child is shivering in the Cold! I think this kid needs a blanket, some hot soup maybe.
But then christmas songs really don't make sense anyway. Take Rocking Around the Christmas Tree for instance. "Everyones dancing in the new old fashioned way!!!!!" ........... How do you dance in a new way thats old fashioned?  -_-
Then think about Santa Clause Is Coming to Town, try singing that in a deep scary voice and that songs takes on an entirely new meaning.  I don't know if Santa is a Jolly ol Elf or a CSI spook.
Walking in a winter wonder land isn't much better. Who the heck is parson Brown and why choose him. and then pretending that the snowman is also a circus clown, Oh thats romantic, cause when I think of romance I think of clowns.......
So next time you hear a christmas song listen to is closely, it might just be as weird as these songs.

The End! (not really)

Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Okay so according to the mayans the world is going to end today. The Mayan calendar ends today and there are so many stories that really disprove the world ending today. For one, mayans didn't have leap year, so the world should have ended a while ago. Another thing is that people have said that someone found more of the calendar..... so this rather disproves it ending. In my opinion if i was in charge of making a calendar I would have it end suddenly and just laugh at the future worlds problems when they find it and think the world will end that day. That or I would just suddenly stop because I died. So really people, the world is not going to end because of the Mayans. I keep telling people the movie 2012 is really going to be funny come 2013.
So if the mayans got it right, irony will be on their side and this will be my last blog post. If not, I'm laughing and making fun of scientists who actually believed the world was ending.

Stupid Questions

You know how teachers tell you no question is a stupid question, well I'm pretty sure they are wrong. I have been asked questions that don't follow logical sense. I was in the grocery store and I saw someone I knew. The saw me waved and said, "Hi Joshua, what are you doing here?"..................... I wanted to reply, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants." A better question would be "What are you buying here?" If you see someone in a building that has one specific purpose, the are probably doing that specific purpose.

I also would like people to stop asking people "whats up?"It really doesn't make any sense at all. I am personally tired of this question, I will always look up and tell them what is above them or tell them to look up themselves, thankfully most people have learned I will answer stupidly to this question and stopped.

Airports need to stop asking people that have luggage if the packed it themselves and follow the question with "are you aware of the contents?" Nah I just packed in my kitchen in the dark, I have no idea whats in there.

I'm sure you can think up some stupid questions as well, there are a lot of them but I decided to post on the ones that bug me the most.

I have a Doppelgänger, either that or people are cloning me.

So I found a picture online a year ago randomly, that picture is below. Note the guy on the left.

yeah, needless to say I shocked to see that there was someone that looked like me. I had a Doppelgänger. I thought it was cool but really thought nothing of it other than the occasional bragging that I had a model Doppelgänger. So I have just recently become that I may have another doppelgänger and he lives in the area. For the past couple of years I have had a few people come up to me claiming they saw me in places that I was never at at the time. Just recently somebody saw this doppelgänger. I have two theories about this, either me or my doppelgänger is from a parallel universe, or they are cloning me. Either way, I am keeping my eyes peeled and hoping that there are more of my doppelgängers spottings. Cause if there is, there are a lot of pranks I can pull.

Lighting Issues

So today I was running lights at my church in the link, everything was running smoothly durning worship and durning the middle of a song the lighting program went nuts. I calmly pushed a few buttons to fix it and sat back with confidence, to then watching in wide eyed horror as all the lights in the room went off and blackness filled the room. I scrabbled around for a whole minute pushing buttons and sliding faders trying to turn the lights and all the while the band still playing. I could feel the waves of irritation flowing from the band. I thankfuly pushed did the right combinations of buttons and faders and the lights turned themselves back on. I then sat back in relief for a few minutes and thought........ Wait! i'm still running the show! The rest of the time the lighting program gave me no other problems and afterward I apologized to each of the band members. What amused me is the answer back to my apology was "Yeah I was like, oh this is part of the show just keep playing........... why aren't the lights  turning back on." All of them where amused by it and one person thought it was cool and not a goof up at all! Needless to say I was thankful the worship pastor is still letting me run lights.

Hero Tower 8! (cause we had bad luck with the other 7)

Joke of the day: 

PUPIL – “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”

TEACHER – “Of course not.

”PUPIL – “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.”

So this is a picture Hero Tower 8, you can see Dakota on the blue exit thing waving. Me and my buddies Dakota and Justin play Minecraft, jumping on random servers and causing havoc. Almost every server we have been on we built a tower like this. Our first one was just bad luck, we had no idea that it was a war server! Hero Tower 1 and 2 got blown up on that war server.  The other towers I have lost track how we lost them and quite frankly it took us a while to remember which tower number this is. This one by far is becoming one of the best we have made, and it won't get blown up this time. Unless Dakota pulls out the TNT and has a party, this tower should stay in tact. I will probably post more photos and maybe vids of the creations me Dakota and Justin make but until then enjoy this amazing picture of the hot tub Dakota made.

Dakota is on the left and I'm on the right. (dressed as robin!)