idiot proof?

Now I realize that there are days that we all feel like an idiot. Like today I raised my hand in class and then suddenly forgot the question when the teacher asked what the question was. Or the time I was trying to figure out why the super nintendo wasn't working, turns out I forgot to plug it in. I'm sure we all have felt like an idiot at some point of time or another but I always can find some many people that are more idiotic than I am. Have you ever read the warning labels on products you buy? they give you a great idea how some people have tried to use them. This is one way to feel better about yourself that is easy because you find them all over the house. Here are just a few so that you can feel that a least you aren't this stupid.

Lets start with something that we all know and love, the iPod Shuffle. Read the warning label on that sometime. it says:"Do Not Eat" (Well I guess it is an apple. don't worry though, hopefully they will make one in the next 3 months that tastes better.)

Anyone have a Iron by Rowenta? Good! cause apparently someone really stupid used this product, on the warning label it says: "Do not iron clothes while they are being worn."

on the Lable of a Child-Size superman: Warning! wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Darn! you would think that would be one of its functions)

If you think the bar can't be dropped any lower I am here to say "Oh it can!" Did you ever realize there is directions for poptarts? Yeah I didn't either but thankfully this company was thinking of the stupid people out there. I feel sorry for the people that use Dial Soap the Directions are. "use like regular soap." Yep there is someone out there panicking because they don't know how to use regular soap.

However one that always makes me laugh is on a hair dryer it says, "Do not use while sleeping." Darn, thats the only time I have to do it!

I only mentioned a few, there are so many out there to find. So when you are feeling like an idiot just read some labels and feel better about yourself.