Do you hear what I hear?

So after the christmas season has passed I have heard christmas songs and started to question there lyrics. I want to ask the question, do you hear what I hear?
First I think that Christmas songs are the most weird songs on earth. Just think of the lyrics of Do You Hear What I Hear. Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy, "Do you hear what I hear?" Now I think the shepherd boy has been in the field to long, he is talking to the sheep! and then the song gets better, "A child, a child shivering in the cold, Let us bring him silver and gold!" The child is shivering in the Cold! I think this kid needs a blanket, some hot soup maybe.
But then christmas songs really don't make sense anyway. Take Rocking Around the Christmas Tree for instance. "Everyones dancing in the new old fashioned way!!!!!" ........... How do you dance in a new way thats old fashioned?  -_-
Then think about Santa Clause Is Coming to Town, try singing that in a deep scary voice and that songs takes on an entirely new meaning.  I don't know if Santa is a Jolly ol Elf or a CSI spook.
Walking in a winter wonder land isn't much better. Who the heck is parson Brown and why choose him. and then pretending that the snowman is also a circus clown, Oh thats romantic, cause when I think of romance I think of clowns.......
So next time you hear a christmas song listen to is closely, it might just be as weird as these songs.